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Who is this that stands before me? The first to visit me in my prison seven hundred years past.

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Seven hundred years? All alone in a barn?

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Huh, those winter nights must have just flown by.

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Silence, ignorant heretic, or I behead you!

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Leave him be!

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For the child has spirit, but what is that?

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When this island is littered with the bones of holy men.

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My gift to them for their spirit in obstructing me from claiming my rightful inheritance.

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And this inheritance, I would wonder, would be some way to explain

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why your walking and breathing when you should be gone long past?

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The inheritance is the gift of eternal life.

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Contained within an ancient scroll. Concealed by the dullard Abbot and his cohorts.

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The scroll, which draws forth pale demon blood through my veins.

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I am no longer man. I am one for the earth and one for above the gaping abyss of Hades.

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So why stay on the island?

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Came for a holiday and fell in love with the scenery?

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Hold your yapping tongue for want I clip it!

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Boils and plagues plaster over this island and its treacherous inhabitants!

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For it was they, and their ox little abbot, who plotted to incarcerate me in this dungeon hall for an eternity.

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I, Vladimir Kaleta, who worshipped in the first Kremlin,

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who butchered the Swede under Nevsky on the banks of the River Neva. Incarcerated within this prison of flowing water!

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Running water... You're trapped here by running water!

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Demons cannot cross running water.

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Indeed. The abbot's final trick before I was transformed. 

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And you shall find a way to shore up this stream

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or your holy man shall be opened up and gutted like live fruk.