1
00:00:19,250 --> 00:00:21,500
So, you must be after Miss Leigh then.

2
00:00:21,746 --> 00:00:23,180
Business, not pleasure.

3
00:00:23,306 --> 00:00:26,550
Though obviously not for revenge, man. You've hardly got the face for that.

4
00:00:26,550 --> 00:00:28,120
And you have?

5
00:00:28,396 --> 00:00:31,750
Feh! How moronic a question is that, eh?

6
00:00:32,505 --> 00:00:34,500
I don't even have a face, man!

7
00:00:35,544 --> 00:00:38,410
Came down here looking for work, and what do I get, eh?

8
00:00:38,410 --> 00:00:42,400
Miss Leigh's cosmetic company and her lab assistant job.

9
00:00:43,800 --> 00:00:47,580
 No experience necessary. Good wage. Accommodation with it.

10
00:00:47,580 --> 00:00:50,835
Aye, locked in a flotation tank for days

11
00:00:50,835 --> 00:00:52,580
 on end in some fetid syrup.

12
00:00:53,291 --> 00:00:56,055
And when we come out - 'cause lots was applied, like -

13
00:00:56,055 --> 00:00:58,775
 no face or flesh, man!

14
00:00:59,542 --> 00:01:03,320
And a booting down the waste disposal chute here. Presumed dead!

15
00:01:03,709 --> 00:01:05,500
Some kind of failed experiment then?

16
00:01:05,718 --> 00:01:07,630
Oh, ta very much! But, aye.

17
00:01:07,840 --> 00:01:08,890
And for added insult,

18
00:01:08,890 --> 00:01:13,050
when I tried to take my own life, I found it just didn't work.

19
00:01:13,250 --> 00:01:16,300
You mean Sophia's testing some sort of immortality power?

20
00:01:16,300 --> 00:01:20,200
Along with her own brand of facelift.

21
00:01:20,619 --> 00:01:23,600
Oh, aye, man! Everlasting beauty.

22
00:01:23,762 --> 00:01:25,850
She's obviously not fully worked it out yet.

23
00:01:25,966 --> 00:01:28,765
She takes the best results for herself.

24
00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:32,450
See, I don't care what your business with her is. You can't be any more shiftless than what she is.

25
00:01:32,450 --> 00:01:37,015
So I'm going to go out of my way to help you. That is, after you've done something for us here, like.

26
00:01:37,289 --> 00:01:39,050
Very generous of you. What do you want?

27
00:01:39,050 --> 00:01:42,200
A bottle of that mummy preservation stuff.

28
00:01:42,369 --> 00:01:45,320
 From the natural history museum.

29
00:01:45,320 --> 00:01:46,980
Embalming fluid?

30
00:01:47,084 --> 00:01:49,660
Aye. For rotten flesh, you cannae whack it, man.

31
00:01:49,660 --> 00:01:52,250
The museum's pretty interesting, I'm told.

32
00:01:52,380 --> 00:01:53,600
You'll like it.

33
00:01:53,771 --> 00:01:55,400
So why don't you go yourself?

34
00:01:55,714 --> 00:01:58,890
One of them Egyptian lassies there is a bit pissed off, like,

35
00:01:58,890 --> 00:02:02,250
that she didn't get immortality the way she wanted it.

36
00:02:02,250 --> 00:02:06,400
And seeing as we'd done better than her in that department,

37
00:02:06,400 --> 00:02:08,300
I didn't care to imagine what curse we could get given any worse than we've got already, like.

38
00:02:09,326 --> 00:02:13,200
You'll be fine though, pet. You die easily.

39
00:02:13,390 --> 00:02:14,800
Thanks!